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Peaks
Peaks East Osceola, Mt. Osceola, NH
Trails
Trails: Greeley Ponds Trail, Mt. Osceola Trail
Date of Hike
Date of Hike: Friday, October 1, 2021
Parking/Access Road Notes
Parking/Access Road Notes: I was the second car in the lot this morning at 0715, its amazing how people leave like 5 feet in between each car. 
Surface Conditions
Surface Conditions: Dry Trail, Wet Trail, Wet/Slippery Rock, Standing/Running Water on Trail, Mud - Minor/Avoidable, Mud - Significant 
Recommended Equipment
Recommended Equipment:  
Water Crossing Notes
Water Crossing Notes: No issues on any crossings 
Trail Maintenance Notes
Trail Maintenance Notes: No issues 
Dog-Related Notes
Dog-Related Notes: A few pups out 
Bugs
Bugs: None 
Lost and Found
Lost and Found:  
 
Comments
Comments: (satire)"LOCAL MAN FOUND CRYING IN A BALL, CLAIMS TRAIL AMENSIA"

LINCOLN - A local man today was found in the parking lot at Greeley Ponds Trailhead, in an inconsolable state. The man was curled in the fetal position and kept yelling "WHY," "I HATE THIS SIDE," and something to the effect of "I WANT A SMITTY BURGER." Upon examining the man, he claimed he was suffering from trail amnesia and forgot about the ascent of East Osceola from this side. The man was given some food and perked up. However, when he mentioned he voluntarity ascended from this side, he was transported to Concord State Psychiatric Hospital for a 72 hour hold. No further details are available at this time.

"I guess its true, the River can drive a man MAD" *Cue explosion and CSI theme song.

A fine day in the forest was had, even if it was a wee bit nippy and spirited wind. Trail is in fine shape end to end and made quick work of my ascent into Mad(ness) River Notch. The wind was a stiff breeze, probably upper teens, but for social media, it was easily blowing 100. The ridge walk was lovley and peek-a-boo views where had over to Osceola proper. On the return trip the cloud shelf had lifted enough for views. The Chimney has some new blazes and arrows on it. On the descent is where the psychotic sadistic fun begins of wet rock, leaves, and gravity. At two times, I saw my life flash infront of my eyes, and I realized I needed to make some changes. Thankfully only some epidermus was left in tribute, as well as some shame. Only saw one of the ascent, a parade on the descent.  
Name
Name: The Teal Goat 
E-Mail
E-Mail: sea2thebiscuit@yahoo.com 
Date Submitted
Date Submitted: 2021-10-01 
Link
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